Friday, January 19, 2007

This Pretty Much Covers It...

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:
  • Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
  • Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
  • Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Monday, January 08, 2007

For Football Fans

Okay, I'm not really much of a football fan, but when your home state college is in the championship game, you kinda gotta go with it. Especially when you live in the South, where they think they know everything there is to know about football (uh, where are those Bulldogs?). Personally, I view the Big Game as good time for stitching!