What's Wrong With This Picture II?

This morning, as I was walking out, Whiny Diane was on, as GMA came on. Lead story, the stuff going on in the Middle East, of course. Next, the heat wave in California, and how Lindsey Lohan passed out from it! Yeah, that's newsworthy! Screw all those people blowing stuff/people up over there in the Sandbox - how is Lindsey Lohan???